In the Gutter Takes on a Whole New Meaning

Captain C & J here.

Captain J: When we heard that the K Fortress was going to be unguarded for the evening we rushed over to protect it!

Captain C: And you know what they say, while the cat's away...

Captain J: Too soon, man. Too soon.

Captain C: Too soon for what?

Captain J: Mouse is dead, man. We have to let him rest.

Captain C: What does this have to do with Mouse?

Captain J: Isn't that how the saying goes?

Captain C: Umm... no.

Captain J: Oh. Geez, I feel kind of silly now. My bad.

Captain C: Anyway, while the cat's away...

Captain J: The mice will clean gutters!

Captain C: You know that's really sad.

Captain J: What?

Captain C: 10 years ago had someone left you a house for the weekend what would you have done?

Captain J: You know they archive everything that's posted on the Internet. I don't think I should comment on that.

Captain C: Regardless, someone leaves you a house for the weekend today and you sneak over and clean their gutters? How sad is that?

Captain J: Excuse me but I think I saw you on the roof too.

Captain C: I was just trying to get a view of how you see the world.

Captain J: Ahh, because I'm tall!

Captain C: No, because you're always looking down on people.

Captain J: Why, I oughta...! One of these days, Captain C!