I woke up at 6:00 AM
on Saturday. My haircut wasn’t until 10:00,
so I had plenty of time to putz around. I filled out the Blog entries and
posted them. I made up my shopping list and then I made a weekend breakfast:
soft boiled eggs.
After I finished breakfast and took my pills, I tackled the
WetJet. I got the cover off (finally!) when I saw it was also held in by two
hidden screws. But, the batter cover removal was impossible. I thought the last
one I had contained replaceable batteries. This one apparently doesn’t (so you
have to keep buying them, I suppose). So, I penciled a Swiffer WetJet onto the
printed Home Depot shopping list.
I watched the morning news until 9:00 AM, then shaved and showered. I got dressed and left
for a busy morning!
I got my haircut, then I went to Kroger with a medium-sized
list. The only problem was they didn’t
have any knockwurst and I need knockwurst! So, I popped into Westborn and got
my knockwurst. Since I was there, I grabbed a loaf of that Rustic Italian
Bread. I got out of there and raced home to put the meat in the fridge (my
fallback position was to leave it in the car if necessary – it’s cold out and
snowing).
I got that done and then raced to make my revised massage
appointment. It was supposed to be at 12:30 PM,
but she called and left a message yesterday that somebody had cancelled and
could I come in at 11:30 instead. I
made it just in time.
After an hour of being beaten up, I got dressed, paid my
money and went to Home Depot. I had forgotten to take my list for there so I tried
to remember what I needed. I had paid and was loading up the car when I
remembered the WetJet. Damn! So, I went back inside and got one.
I left the car in the driveway and unloaded it there. I need
the garage space for working. I did lock it (of course) but its snowing still
and I hate that I will have to clean it off (maybe) just to pull it in 20 feet.
I had a call from B___,
so I changed clothes, started the last load of weekend wash and then
called him back. I just got his voicemail, so I moved on…
I put together the new WetJet (this time with an instruction
book) and had to laugh when I realized how I’d screwed up. But, I had thoroughly trashed
the old one by now. Oh well, its just a $20.00 mistake. I’ve made a lot bigger
ones in my life…
I swept and wet-mopped the bedroom, office, hall and main
bath. Then I went out to the garage to work on the magazine rack.
I used my belt sander and my sanding jig to smooth out the
rough pallet wood. I was wearing a sanding mask, so my glasses kept fogging up.
Then I ripped the boards to size. I had
to stop and hang up laundry at that point.
Back in the garage, I assembled the magazine rack using the
air compressor and a nail gun with carpenter’s glue.
I went back inside when I got cold to get a cup of coffee. Just then, the phone
rang. It was B___ and we talked for a while. When we hung up, I realized it was
almost 5:30 PM and I still had to
finish the magazine rack and start my supper.
So, I cut a piece of Visqueen and covered my washer (I often
use the washer top and/or the dryer as an indoor work surface. That’s why there
are globs of yellow paint from when we redid the kitchen cupboards way back
when still on it, lol). I finish-sanded the magazine rack with the orbital
sander in the garage and then blew it off with compressed air. I unplugged the
air compressor, pushed the saw horses back into place and pulled the car in.
[Sidebar, the car was covered with ice from the snow that
had melted and then refroze. I didn’t bother to clean it off, preferring to let
it drip-dry in the garage. I’ll deal with the puddles tomorrow.]
I took the naked magazine rack in and, using rubber gloves
and an old sock, applied Minwax Wood-Sheen Stain and Finish in “Plantain
Walnut.” I had it on hand and have used it before. It’s sort of a goopy stain
and, despite the “Finish” in the name, you still have to polyurethane it when
you’re done.
IMPORTANT NOTE: I opened up the small window next to the
washer and the big window that I put the security bars on about two inches
each. I don’t want the furnace igniting to set off an explosion and blow me and
the house up! Ventilation, baby! You have been warned!!
I rubbed the stain in and then pulled off my glove and washed
both hands and arms (I am not the neatest stainer) with mineral spirits. Then I washed my hands with soap inside. I set
the timer for five minutes, at which time I wiped the excess off (using Q-tips
in the cracks). This is something I learned the hard way. You ALWAYS wipe off
any excess stain that the wood wouldn’t take. If not, you end up like all the
bedroom furniture I built on the River Road
after Luanne had left: Dark, almost black.
Then I left it to dry for two hours and got started on
dinner.
Now, I know my readers are a savvy bunch and will recognize
right off that this is just a riff on the old hot dogs with pork and beans we
all ate as children. But, it didn’t dawn on me until about halfway through.
(Duh!?!)
It’s a Rachel Ray recipe called Knocks and Beans Supreme. So,
I simmered the six knockwurst, cut into thirds (about two-inch pieces) in a
skillet with a little water until they were heated through. I pulled them out and set them
on a plate. I wiped out the skillet, added a drizzle of olive oil and heated it
up to medium-high heat. I put the knockwurst back in and seared them on all the
edges (not as easy as it sounds, BTW).
I pulled out the sausage and added in four strips of
thick-cut bacon (the recipes calls for eight thin slices, but I never use
thin-sliced bacon for anything) cut into 1/2-inch lardons (she calls them
batons, but I have never heard of that term used in cooking – probably my bad).
I rendered them until they were “almost crispy, but
not-quite” (Rachel can be a bit obtuse at times). I pulled them off with a
slotted spoon and set them on some paper towels to drain.
Meanwhile, I put two cans of Bush’s Grillin’ Beans in my
casserole dish. To that, I added in one large shallot, finely chopped, two
cloves of garlic, minced, and a lot of coarse ground pepper. I stirred that in,
smoothed it out and then wiped the sides of the casserole dish clean.
I nestled in the chunks of knockwurst, gave it a splash of
Worcestershire sauce and then topped them with a small bunch of scallions I
sliced, a fine-diced Jalapeno pepper (the recipe calls for red chili peppers,
but I couldn’t find any that weren’t “hot” so I went with a deseeded Jalapeno.
I think the red chili peppers were for both heat and color, anyway) and some
finely chopped thyme leaves. I made sure I washed my hands after handling the
Jalapeno pepper, having messed up with that before. Then I sprinkled the bacon
bits on top of that and stuck the casserole dish in a preheated 375 degree
oven.
Here’s where Rach let me down: she didn’t give a time, just
said to bake until the top surface was “crispy in spots and bubbly all over.”
That meant I had to keep checking it, which p*ssed me off.
But, in about an hour, it looked right. Unfortunately, there
was only 10 minutes left until I had to apply the next coat of stain. So, I
just shut the oven off and went back to work.
I applied the second coat of stain, then waited the required
five minutes and wiped it all off. I went in the garage and washed off with
mineral spirits again (my hands are taking a beating today).
I came back inside and washed my hands repeatedly and then
took out the casserole. I cut off two big chunks of bread and dished up a large
bowl of the casserole.
Now, it may have been because it was almost 9:00 PM and I was starving or maybe she’s just
that good. But in spite of the semi-homemade elements of this dish, it was
excellent! You did need a knife to cut the knockwurst into edible sizes, BTW.
I shut and locked the two windows downstairs that I had
opened for ventilation, checked the front, back and garage doors and then
brushed my teeth.
I watched a couple of tapped DIY shows that have built up in
my cue. When the casserole dish was cool, I put the lid on it and stuck it in
the fridge. I went to bed just before 11:00 PM,
satisfied with the day…
Until I remembered I hadn’t called my Brother Jim to wish
him a Happy Birthday! Damn!!