A little boy dresses up as a pirate for halloween. He has a bit of a speech impediment. The first house he goes to he says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?" The woman looks at him and says, "My my aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?" The boy looks are her angrily and says "On the side of my buckin head you buckin dumass."
A little boy dresses up as a pirate for halloween. He has a bit of a speech impediment. The first house he goes to he says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?" The woman looks at him and says, "My my aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?" The boy looks are her angrily and says "On the side of my buckin head you buckin dumass."
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ReplyDeleteI missed talk like a pirate! Damnations. The price I pay for a life of study.
ReplyDeletejwg
(Typing somewhere in the country at an undisclosed infosec conference)
Hey, that's okay. me hearty! Just put it on your calendar for next year. I surely will.
ReplyDeleteCaptain K
Heare, heare, me hearties!