... but when we were looking at the house, we went into one of the kid's bedrooms. In it was a 10 gallon aquarium with a big turtle sitting on a rock in it. For some odd reason, when he saw me, he went nuts! Jumped in the water and then started clawing at the glass like he wanted to rip my heart out. Why?
I never hurt a turtle in my life!
He probably heard about what happened to Scruffy. News travels fast on the animal underground.
ReplyDeleteI never thought of that! Wait till I get home!!!
ReplyDeleteIt may have a little something to do with your quest for Foi Gras, too. Goose liver, turtle soup, the turtle may have thought you looked hungry…
ReplyDeleteHmmm, perhaps. maybe I was looking at him epi-curiously.
ReplyDeleteOh Dad, your jokes are good eats!
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