Chill, baby! Sure, there may have been a lil’ bit a tension up in here. But, now you gonna’ be flashin’ all your junk up on YouTube? It’s awright, baby… I ain’ mad at cha’.
Well, Scruffy could certainly pull off a French-style seduction, I guess. But, let’s just think about that for a second. There are only “two” cats in the house. If Scruffy started suggesting, say, ménage à trois, would you really feel comfortable about that? I never pegged you for being “that” kind of cat whisperer, P.J.…
Okay, P.J., I confess that I am having yet another “chocolate curiosity” here. By “Scruffy sound[ing] a lot like a gang banger,” I’m guessing that you are primarily referring to the third post. Which part, exactly, is the “gang banger” section to you? The main impression that I get is one of a young male using informal slang in an attempt to be frustrated but charming. At worst, the male may be coming across as an African-American version of a person that a country singer may tell to “get a haircut and get a real job.” Either way, I just don’t “gang banger.” Where is it?
Dammit! I was hoping to post these on YouTube and then sell the DVD!
ReplyDeleteWhere the hell is Wolfgang when you need him?
Chill, baby! Sure, there may have been a lil’ bit a tension up in here. But, now you gonna’ be flashin’ all your junk up on YouTube? It’s awright, baby… I ain’ mad at cha’.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Is it just me or does Scruffy sound a lot like the gang banger, er, Robert, across the street these days!
ReplyDeleteWell, Scruffy could certainly pull off a French-style seduction, I guess. But, let’s just think about that for a second. There are only “two” cats in the house. If Scruffy started suggesting, say, ménage à trois, would you really feel comfortable about that? I never pegged you for being “that” kind of cat whisperer, P.J.…
ReplyDeleteWell, not too many people would believe it, but do have a few rules that I live by. One is, I never have sex with anything that sheds!
ReplyDeleteMénage à trois with cats? You scare me sometimes!
No need to defend yourself, P.J. I was just joking with you.
ReplyDeleteOkay, P.J., I confess that I am having yet another “chocolate curiosity” here. By “Scruffy sound[ing] a lot like a gang banger,” I’m guessing that you are primarily referring to the third post. Which part, exactly, is the “gang banger” section to you? The main impression that I get is one of a young male using informal slang in an attempt to be frustrated but charming. At worst, the male may be coming across as an African-American version of a person that a country singer may tell to “get a haircut and get a real job.” Either way, I just don’t “gang banger.” Where is it?
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