Tee Shirt Sayings

I get a TON of catalogs at the house now. 99% of them go from the mail box to the trash can, but every now and them one catches my eye and I look at it. Th one I checked out yesterday was all novelty items, but it did have four pages of tee shirts with sayings on them. Most were either just suggestive or silly, but I thought some were brilliant! Here are my favorites:

"Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic"

"If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless"

"I'm not cynical, everything just sucks"

"I don't believe in miracles, I RELY on them"

"I'm not good at empathy, would you settle for sarcasm?"

"You know that 'look' that women get when they want sex? Me neither..."

"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!"

and, finally, my favorite:

"I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look"