Statistically Speaking

I might have mentioned this before (in fact, I am sure I did) but my cunning Webmaster installed a program that gives me usage statistics of my Website. So, I can look and see how many people have visited my site, and so on. For example, I could ask my daughter Melissa, "It's August 21 and you've only visited 3 times this month? What's up with that? Am I like boring you?"

And, I can amaze my Mother with the countries that do visit (most a lot more than Melissa, apparently, lol) so, for example, in August, the site had been visited by the following (and yes, I know a lot of these are just bots, but, still, its interesting):

- US
- Unresolved/Unknown
- United Kingdom
- Germany
- Netherlands
- Estonia
- US Government (okay, that one scares me!)
- Old style Arpanet (arpa) (I picture some old Univac computers, somewhere, still plugging along, checking out my Blog)
- China
- Seychelles
- Non-Profit Organization (no wonder they keep calling me!)
- US Educational
- Australia
- Canada
- Italy
- Japan
- Argentina
- Brazil
- India
- Russian Federation

But, it also lists the top 15 searches that led people to my site. I gotta tell each of the four folks who searched under "John Goerlich is a sexy beast," I love you babe! At least I hope (and pray) they were babes!

And the two other ones that were more pornographic, just remember, my 100 year old Mom reads this every week! But, hey, you go, girls (please, please let them be girls!)