A Reminder to My Daughter, Melissa...

[Thanks, Jyl!]

65�

Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.

60�

Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.

50�

Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down..

40�

Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.

35�

New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20�

People in Miami all die.
Michiganders close the windows.

0�

Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.

-10�

Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.

-20�

Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors.

-30�

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganders get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.

-40�

ALL atomic motion stops .
People in Michigan start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'

-50�

Hell freezes over.
Michigan public schools will open 2 hours late.