I was freaked out, but then I chilled out....

I was awakened about 5:00 AM by the sound of running feet and then a big crash in the bedroom! I rolled over three times (I always sleep on the left side of the bed unless ladies prefer it), hit the floor and grabbed the shotgun out of the closet. I flipped on the light as I pointed the shotgun in the general direction of the noise.

There sat Caley, smiling.

When I could finally breathe and talk, I explained to her just what "cat jam" would look like on the wall and asked her please to not do that again. I picked up the carving of the bear and put it back in place. I went back to bed, but slept uneasy.

Earlier, I asked Jake what his weekend plans were and he had responded "recover" so I took that when I woke up for real and went with it.

AMC was showing all of the John Wayne movies, so I watched them. About 5:00 PM I got hungry. So, I opened up a can of Spam, cut it into 1/4 slices and fried it. Meanwhile I cooked up some boxed mac & cheese. Hey, you foodies can bite me!! I like this sh*t!

I watched TV until I was tired and then went to bed.