Every now and then I check my "Spam" folder on my Yahoo mail account before deleting it.
It amuses me how many "companies" are willing for me to cash their payment checks for a "small" fee as well as all the "lawyers" whose clients died without heirs and want to make me the beneficiary (again for a small fee). These are usually listed as being from England or Nigeria (as if I know anybody in either place).
But, what puzzles me is why all these different companies want to sell me products to cleanse my colon.
Who's been spreading lies about my colon? I clean it out every day (sometimes several times a day).
It's probably my kids who are apparently refusing to pay the $680,000.00 they owe me.
Why I'd never!
ReplyDeleteActually, yes, I did just sign you up for colon cleansing information. The spam will continue until we kids get our $270K.
If you do head down that road, just please do some research about where you go. I've heard too many horror stories about people ending up with semicolons.
ReplyDelete@jwg: Well, I suppose I could just get my colon cleaned to get them off my back...
ReplyDelete@ Jake: LMAO! Good one.
@jwg: LMAO. I just got my first colon cleansing email that wasn't spam. Thanks a lot!!!
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