I woke up just after 7:00 AM on Tuesday, New Year’s Day. I will have to practice writing “2013” but it seems like I just got used to writing 2012!
I took a cue from Carla, who had gathered up old clothes to
donate when I was down there. So, I went through my closets and dresser and
took out everything that doesn’t fit me anymore (and there is a LOT
of stuff that doesn’t fit). I’ll drop the bag off at Goodwill on my lunch hour
this week.
I ate the other biscuits and more of the sausage gravy for
breakfast.
I went in to check on a measurement for the frying pan clock
and saw a problem. It was almost a half hour slow! I noticed it was off
yesterday, but I thought I just set it wrong (there’s no numbers on it, just
hands) and reset it. I suppose I could buy a new clock mechanism, but for right
now I am not going to tear up my kitchen for a clock that doesn’t keep the
right time!
At least I got a clean wall out of it, LOL!
I swept the kitchen floor and vacuumed the living room rug.
I finally decided which graduation picture of my grandson Carl I wanted to
frame so I did that and rearranged the shelves in the barrister bookcase. I
also framed Riese’s latest school picture.
Then I took down the Christmas decorations, put back the
stuff I moved to accommodate them and finally watered the bay leaf tree.
I called B____ to wish him a Happy New Year. Then I shaved
and showered and got ready to go to the Brother’s Party. I left here about 2:00 PM and got there at 2:35. Well, I say I got there but, although I easily found his
street, I couldn’t remember the house! I finally stopped in front of what I
“thought” was the right house and called. Sure enough, I was right. So, I
pulled in the driveway and went inside.
Kathy and Joe greeted me and then Kathy went downstairs in
the basement to bring me up a present: A whole shoe box filled with various
antique apothecary bottles! They are trying to create a little more space in
their house and she knew I have started collecting them. She put them in the
closet under my coat so I wouldn’t forget them.
Then Jim and Coletta came, bringing my brother Carl with
them. I was shocked and dismayed to see Carl using a walker again (he was just
using a cane when we went to Hannah’s). He said he had hurt himself somehow,
but didn’t know how and was in a lot of pain, despite going three times to a
chiropractor.
With Coletta’s back and knee problems and Carl and my recent
spinal fusions, half of the six remaining Goerlichs in this generation are
falling apart. Kathy and Joe are doing okay due to an exercise regiment (Kathy
walks a total of eight miles a day, while Joe works out on their elliptical
machine and walks four miles with Kathy later on) and so is Jim (but it sounds
like in his case it’s just pure luck). Note: I was gonna say “dumb luck” but
there is nothing dumb about my brother Jim.
We noshed on two different varieties of the Pillsbury
Crescent Rolls covering a ball of cheese appetizers: Smoked Gouda and Asiago. I
went back and forth over which one I liked better, but decided it was the
smoked gouda (then again, I like everything smoked!) Kathy also put out some
cheese spread I forgot to get the name of, (where's Jake when I need him?) with butterfly crackers her
grandkids love and some gluten-free white cheddar crackers Coletta brought. The spread was great on both, but I think I
liked the butterfly crackers better (I’m just a kid at heart, LOL).
We all chatted about new stuff and old. Eventually, Coletta
and I moved into the living room with a tastefully trimmed tree and a fire in
the fireplace, to be joined later by Jim and then Carl. Kathy and Joe were
putting the finishing touches on dinner.
The dinner bell rang (figuratively) and the first course was
a mini salad bar. I put some lettuce, mushrooms, cherry tomatoes, feta cheese
and Greek salad dressing on my plate. It was excellent, but when Kathy brought
Carl his salad (he was, of course, playing up the crippled kid thing), I
noticed I’d overlooked the cucumber slices, croutons and black pitted olives.
Damn! There was also some crumbled Bleu Cheese as well that I deliberately
passed on (I was going Greek, you see – but the black olives would have been
nice).
Then came the main course: Lasagna with garlic toast and
green beans as the side. Kathy was beating herself up about the lasagna being
overcooked (I know that feeling as I do it myself) but, honestly, it was delicious.
I couldn’t figure out what the green beans were seasoned with (sesame seeds?
Black pepper?) I don’t know. But, they were damn good as well.
When we were all stuffed, she brought out dessert: low fat
and regular cheese cake, fresh mixed berries and two trays of cookies. I
nibbled on some cookies (too full to eat cheesecake, although it looked
fantastic).
Being German, I had some of the Springerle cookies (white, anise-flavored cookies made with a special rolling pin that
imprints a design). These were store-bought as Kathy can’t find her rolling pin
and no one know what happened to my mother’s. And I had some pfeffernusse (a
messy, powdered-sugar covered German cookie I love as well).
Please note: I learned several things tonight that I did not
know! One is that the furnace that I always was told “exploded” when I was
born, filling the house with oily soot, did NOT explode! It merely burped and
the same furnace I grew up with was the culprit that sent my still pissed-off brothers
out to eat frog legs for Christmas dinner while Mom and I laid in the hospital.
And, two, in my Mother’s genealogy pursuits, she learned she
was, in fact, 7/8th German! My father apparently jokingly referred
to her 1/8 English ancestry as her only shortcoming, although my brother Carl
claims it was her saving grace (he apparently has some sort of bias towards
German women).
I finished off my dessert with another cookie that Kathy
does always make: a Kifli, which I learned was a Hungarian cookie made with
nuts. It was excellent, so I had another.
I switched from coffee to tonic water, mindful of the long
ride home! You really don’t want to be finding a McDonald’s open in the “D” to
take a p*ss this late at night. Joe had called me earlier in the morning to ask
what it was I asked for but they didn’t have last year: Club soda or tonic
water? I asked him not to make a special trip for me and he assured me he had
to go out anyway. So, I told him tonic water.
Now, I know it’s a stretch, but the British were onto
something. If you drink enough quinine, you won’t get malaria. Hence tonic
water was born. So, I drink it, not only because it has a strange, sharp taste,
but also so I don’t get malaria. And, I haven’t yet!
I noticed it was after 8:00 PM and then I realized I was the only one
in the house who had to go to work in the morning. So, I said my goodbyes while
Kathy fixed a care package for me of two pieces of lasagna and some garlic
toast. I took that and my box of jars and headed out into the cold.
The trip home was unremarkable as traffic was rather light.
I got home just before 9:00 PM. I
filled in most of this post (with the help of both Carl and Joe for names and
correct spelling issues). I got my stuff ready for work in the morning and then
went to bed.
So if my word problem knowledge is correct, children are now ~94% German, grandchildren have gone up to ~47% and great-grandchildren are ~23%. This is assuming that partners post-grandma had 0% German.
ReplyDeleteA. I'm going to print stickers that read, "Now with 22% more German!"
B. A loving father would have handled this math for his children...
A loving brother would have created/printed stickers for me "Now with 94% more German!" too...could I impose on the 23% to supply my stickers! (p.s. Nothing against German Women, but I'm kind of impressed with my English Background)
ReplyDeleteThanks in advance, Love, Uncle Carl...
best wishes to You and Carla for the New Year!
Happy NY to you, too! I'll be happy to provide a Sharpie for any corrections (billed back to the unloving father, of course).
ReplyDeleteA. Why do I feel like you two are ganging up on me? I always sucked at word problems. I'd get distracted, fantasizing about why one train would leave Chicago at exactly the same time as another left Fort Worth and why one was faster than the other... And, I was always afraid one or the other would hit a bird or a rabbit... Dealing with survivor guilt, I never got the answer right!
ReplyDeleteB. @GPF: Jake would be one of the 47%, not the 23%. I may suck at word problems, but Jake's a grandkid; he's not that great...
C. @ Jake: Oh, please... All of our partner's post-grandma had a little German in them...
woah, woah, so now I'm part of the 47%? I thought you were keeping politics out of this blog?!
ReplyDelete@ Jake: It's not even 6:00 AM and I am sitting here, LMAO!
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