A Southern Baptist gentlemen names Bill was fond of horse racing but not that lucky with his bets. One afternoon at the track, he was down to his last few dollars, when he noticed a priest step onto the track and bless a horse. Sure enough, the horse won! After it happened again, Bill went to the ATM and took out all his money.
This time the priest not only blessed the horse, but he touched his ears and his eyes. Bill put all his money down on the horse to win. But, halfway through the race, the horse fell over and died!
Bill ran up to the priest and asked him what happened. The priest said, "That's the trouble with you Protestants. You don't know the difference between a blessing and the Last Rites!"
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