Sister Mary Holywater taught me how to pray
Sister Mary Holywater said I'd be saved some day.
She said sex was just a dirty word, cast lust out of your mind.
Don't touch yourself when you urinate or God might make you blind!
I followed all the rules she taught until the day I died.
I hoped to meet her up in Heaven to find out if she had lied...
But when I went to greet her,
she was with Saint Peter.
Next thing I saw,
she had Saint Paul!
Sister Mary Holywater's in for a big surprise.
Next time God turns His back, I'll blacken both her eyes!
Without Sister Mary Holywater, my life could have been so grand.
Instead I died at eighty-five, a holy, horny man!
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