A South American scientist from Argentina who is a fan of my Blog has conducted a lengthy study, and has discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read this Blog with their hand on the mouse.
Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.
I was surprised when a fellow with a thick Spanish accent telephoned me the other day. He asked a few questions, which I did my best to answer (while weaving thru traffic.) I was even more surprised when he asked if I would marry one of his daughters!
ReplyDeleteHonestly, all I said was that I read your Blog over my Blackberry.
jwg
(As always, dedicated to maintaining a high level of sexual and intellectual prowess.)