Just so you know, I heard that line on a Conan O'Brian comedy skit and thought that was the funniest thing I ever heard. I wasn't really being serious.
In other news a Michigan native has bequeathed a ridiculously small pittance to his prized pets. The pets are rumored to be angered by what they view as an insult after years of service.
Well, don't forget to bring the sides. We are counting on those!
ReplyDeleteDad: I feel like being dead.
ReplyDeleteCarla: Well, before you check out, can you cook up that food?
Jake: Thank you, sir, for the notification. May I ask, is your will up to date?
Jill: Oh my god, have you read your father’s blog?
Jeremy: Huh, who? Just a sec, I have to finish reading this whitepaper before tomorrow’s big project. Focus, man, focus!
Guys,
ReplyDeleteJust so you know, I heard that line on a Conan O'Brian comedy skit and thought that was the funniest thing I ever heard. I wasn't really being serious.
But your will is up to date, right?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and update that will. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI'm leaving everything to the cats and Newt.
ReplyDeleteIn other news a Michigan native has bequeathed a ridiculously small pittance to his prized pets. The pets are rumored to be angered by what they view as an insult after years of service.
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