Conversation Snippets, Part I

So, I'm at the cash register in CVS, waiting for the checkout lady to stop fooling around with the photo machine and check me out, when an old man walks in and stands behind me. The lady glances at both of us and sees I have my purchase in my hands, but he is just standing there, so she asks him, "Are you here to pick up photos?"

He says, "No, I have some lottery tickets and want to see if I'm a millionaire!"

I immediately turned around, shook his hand and said, "Well, good luck! And, if you are a millionaire, remember I always liked you!"

He laughed so hard I was a little afraid he would choke!