Have you gone rogue? I'm starting to get this image of you as COL Kurtz... building your compound... Instead of heads on stakes, you'll surround yourself with squirrel tongues.
You're gonna have to find your journalist though.
"What are they gonna say about him? What are they gonna say? That he was a kind man? That he was a wise man? That he had plans, man? That he had wisdom? Bullshit, man!"
Ah, but I do have a plan! I have had fried squirrel (Leon made it for breakfast in deer camp once) and it wasn’t bad. So, a pellet gun with a scope, removal of the kitchen window screen and, with my feeder, I should be able to supplement my diet if and when I retire.
I also plan on writing a cookbook using cat and dog food as the main ingredients, like “Little Friskey’s Salmon Sushi.”
Did you file the edges or is them cutting their little squirrel tongues part of the lesson?
ReplyDeleteLOL! It should be! No, I used a hammer and pounded them flat on the anvil part of the vise.
ReplyDeleteHave you gone rogue? I'm starting to get this image of you as COL Kurtz... building your compound... Instead of heads on stakes, you'll surround yourself with squirrel tongues.
ReplyDeleteYou're gonna have to find your journalist though.
"What are they gonna say about him? What are they gonna say? That he was a kind man? That he was a wise man? That he had plans, man? That he had wisdom? Bullshit, man!"
Ah, but I do have a plan! I have had fried squirrel (Leon made it for breakfast in deer camp once) and it wasn’t bad. So, a pellet gun with a scope, removal of the kitchen window screen and, with my feeder, I should be able to supplement my diet if and when I retire.
ReplyDeleteI also plan on writing a cookbook using cat and dog food as the main ingredients, like “Little Friskey’s Salmon Sushi.”
The horror...
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