Just a Dream?

I had the weirdest damn dream last night!

I dreamt I was invited to Jake's friend Jay's wedding. I accepted, not only because I like Jay, but I also wanted to see the Pacific Northwest. So, I ended up walking in a deep woods to the place.

I was lost, but finally found a local, who gave me one of those rural directions (turn left at the big oak tree, etc.) So, I went on...

I finally came to a tall fence, topped with barbed wire. I walked along it until I came to a gate. I let myself in and continued on. I finally came to a group of ninjas who were practicing. I say "practicing" but they were not pulling their punches, but beating the crap out of each other. There were broken, bleeding combatants everywhere.

Finally, I came to another fence. Fearing the ninjas more than the barbed wire, I climbed it and ripped the hell out of my arms and legs. But I got on the other side.

I kept walking but had the oddest feeling of being watched or followed. I finally saw them. I thought they were wolves at first, but then noticed they all had collars on them. I decided they must be attack dogs. I tried to walk deliberately, as I kept reminding myself, "They can smell fear and will attack!"

Finally I came to another fence, with a gate locked on the other side. Just then, as the pack formed a semi-circle, two little girls walked by and I begged them to open the door.

They did and I followed them to the wedding. I was shaking hands with Jay (who was dressed in his service uniform) when I woke up.