Friday, May 20, 2011

The End of the World?

According to a Christian group, Judgment Day is May 21, 2011. Soon after... we’ll all be dead.

Now, I don't mind dying, or even the end of the world, but what p*sses me off is that I won't get my last paycheck...

10 comments:

  1. This is why I need Google in my life:

    "Rapture deadline passes, world still here."

    How else would I have known that? Maybe a Google doodle of the apocalypse?

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  2. Ummm, I think when your house evaporates, you'll get a hint...

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  3. Does insurance cover that?

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  4. jwg (still here, still agnostic)May 21, 2011 at 7:11 PM

    Only if you bought the rapture rider.

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  5. Captain(still here, still thinking about sex)KMay 22, 2011 at 4:18 AM

    I think I took that rapture ride once...

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  6. You should be so lucky : "I think I took that rapture ride once."

    Question...did the Rapture hit San Jose, in Redford? No Blog again.....hmmmmmm

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  7. @ GreatPapaFish: No, no rapture here. I just wasn't feeling the love.

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  8. We missed a golden opportunity. We all should have fed Harold Camping false news accounts on the rapture occuring. Then let him know that he just plain did not make the cut.

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  9. THAT is brilliant! I actually wish I'd thought of that.

    You know, you gotta feel like an *ss, telling everybody that based on your research or tea leaves or whatever that somethings gonna happen on this day or even this time and then it doesn't.

    Your credibility goes right into the dumpster.

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  10. "The rapture definitely took place, but there just wasn't a soul worth saving so it went unnoticed. The world will still end in October, as planned."

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