We missed a golden opportunity. We all should have fed Harold Camping false news accounts on the rapture occuring. Then let him know that he just plain did not make the cut.
THAT is brilliant! I actually wish I'd thought of that.
You know, you gotta feel like an *ss, telling everybody that based on your research or tea leaves or whatever that somethings gonna happen on this day or even this time and then it doesn't.
This is why I need Google in my life:
ReplyDelete"Rapture deadline passes, world still here."
How else would I have known that? Maybe a Google doodle of the apocalypse?
Ummm, I think when your house evaporates, you'll get a hint...
ReplyDeleteDoes insurance cover that?
ReplyDeleteOnly if you bought the rapture rider.
ReplyDeleteI think I took that rapture ride once...
ReplyDeleteYou should be so lucky : "I think I took that rapture ride once."
ReplyDeleteQuestion...did the Rapture hit San Jose, in Redford? No Blog again.....hmmmmmm
@ GreatPapaFish: No, no rapture here. I just wasn't feeling the love.
ReplyDeleteWe missed a golden opportunity. We all should have fed Harold Camping false news accounts on the rapture occuring. Then let him know that he just plain did not make the cut.
ReplyDeleteTHAT is brilliant! I actually wish I'd thought of that.
ReplyDeleteYou know, you gotta feel like an *ss, telling everybody that based on your research or tea leaves or whatever that somethings gonna happen on this day or even this time and then it doesn't.
Your credibility goes right into the dumpster.
"The rapture definitely took place, but there just wasn't a soul worth saving so it went unnoticed. The world will still end in October, as planned."
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